will somebody just let me know when this tumblr worm war is over?

apoplecticskeptic:

call the studio, thanks. :)

we have a phone?

erikonymous:

I bet that most of the approximately 40% of foodstuffs that go to waste in America every year are Five Guys fries.

"PARISIANS have pétanque. London society has croquet. And though New Yorkers have dallied with both, many have now discovered a lawn game from the flyover states."

Being condescending about someone you’re copying can be a tricky feat, so ka-doos to the New York Times for pulling it off. (via bg5000)

That’s what we need, ironic games of cornhole.  Good work, NY.