lovekelsie replied to your post: u think u can just kill an animel and i wouldnt…

You’re a better person than me for not commenting on the fucked up spelling in this ask.

Nick?

lovekelsie replied to your post: You guys, I’m making a “Favorite Songs Of 2012”…

the fuck is wrong with you?

I’m a sucker for great pop music.

lovekelsie replied to your post: Juice cleanse, day 3

I want to cry for you right now. Give up and go drink a gigantic beer and have a goddamn bacon burger.

I don’t give up.

lovekelsie replied to your post: I’m currently drinking my first green juice of the…

How the hell long are you going to do this to yourself?

3 days.  I figure I can do anything for 3 days.

Maybe.

lovekelsie replied to your post: Juice cleanse, day 1

But why?

Right!?

lovekelsie replied to your post: Starting step one of my hard cider project (which…

So you’re totally turning into into apple jack, aren’t you?

Nope.  Not a chance.  That’s illegal, Kelsie.

lovekelsie replied to your post: What is the point of hunting? Why is it fun to shoot and kill innocent animals for no discernible reason? Why can’t you just go to a shooting range and shoot bullets at a wall? These animals are not bothering you, I fail to understand why you feel the need to bother them.

I don’t hunt, I don’t like when people hunt for sport, but you are hunting for food there is a huge difference there. The fact that you eat the things you kill is very respectable, you don’t just kill things to kill them.

I mean, let’s be honest- I also enjoy it. I wouldn’t do it JUST for the meat if I hated the entire experience.

But the meat and the stories are what’s important.

lovekelsie replied to your post: Hey, any of you that have ever had a 2 1/2 year old?

Wait till she’s 4, they turn into full blown bastards at 4.

lovekelsie replied to your photo: Audrey continues to have a pretty cool attitude.

I’m waiting the day when there’s a theaudreysmith.tumblr.com

http://audreyexclamationpoint.tumblr.com/

She was over blogging by about 18 months old.

lovekelsie reblogged your post: lovekelsie replied to your post: mallowtree…

failed as a human. Proof is in the gif.

I’ll tell you what, there’s 3 things you can buy for a grand total of 5 or 6 bucks at your local spice house that will blow your mind.  Whole fennel seeds, dried juniper berries and dried allspice berries.

When ground, all three bring something to pork, beef or poultry and they have a shelf-life of forever.

lovekelsie replied to your post: mallowtree replied to your post: I have one thawed…

I can safely say I have no spices in my house other than salt, pepper and season all. I fail as a human in your eyes, I’m sure.

lovekelsie replied to your post: We’re finally getting into my favorite part of the year

How hot is “ridiculously hot” for you? I live in Texas and we were over 100 degrees almost every single day since May.

Ridiculously hot for me is 85 and up, especially if it’s humid.  Yeah, I know, that’s nothing compared to Texas, but that’s why I live at the top of the country.

The year I lived in Florida damn near killed me.

lovekelsie replied to your photo: Audrey’s steak ‘n eggs

I have a three year old son that refuses to eat anything I cook. How in the hell are you getting her to eat things like that? I need to secret, man!!!!

Oh, she ends up eating Easy Mac half the time, but make her at least TRY what we’re having.  Today she did well, she liked the potatoes and egg and ate a little steak, then she gorged herself on pineapple.