Jon Dore does standup on Conan…then something else happens. You will laugh.
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Michael Richards
In the final episode in the first round of Jerry Seinfeld’s web series, Michael Richards addresses his infamous outburst.
A reminder of the time you liked Michael Richards, before he became a walking disaster. Also, this series is a much better fit for Jerry Seinfeld than “The Marriage Ref.”
There’s something really touching about the relationship between Richards and Seinfeld- Richards can make Seinfeld giggle, which I don’t think I’ve ever heard. There’s a sort of undercurrent of brotherhood that I really dug.
aaand it’s on the tongue.
— Gary Debussy (@hella_brad) September 8, 2012LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) is a hallucinogen, meaning its primary action is alteration of perception, mood, and thought.
we’re at roughly 30 minutes now and I feel very happy and am having weird thoughts: “wow my fingers look so alive” “I feel like a chameleon”
— Gary Debussy (@hella_brad) September 8, 2012The vast majority of hallucinogen-related hospitalizations aren’t the result of direct physiologic effects, but from injuries related impaired judgement. For those who insist on experimenting with acid, at least do so in a supportive, private environment.
I’m glad I showered before doing this because smells are EXTREMELY NOTICEABLE
— Gary Debussy (@hella_brad) September 8, 2012With release of dopamine and seratonin, many report senses of euphoria and existential ambition.
"Too often, those on the left make corporate statements to show support for same sex marriage, abortion, or profanity, but if Christians affirm traditional values, we’re considered homophobic, fundamentalists, hate-mongers, and intolerant."
That’s because you are, Mike Huckabee. That’s what those words mean.

polygondotcom: This is a game about Perfect Strangers and everything is OK forever now.
imremembering: Stop whatever you’re doing and play this. It’ll be worth it, I promise.
Wow.
That theme song is going to be in my head ALL DAY.
ragdoll: This is… I…
“And I top-decked a fucking land.”
thelisbonmaru: the slight hesitation and pause after he first threatens to flip the table is a cinematic masterpiece
Shoulda let him scoop.

American Science and Surplus - Y U NO SHOP HERE?
majesticunicorns: This is amazing. I just liked Milwaukee a little more.
mrrbrr: Aurora or Steve: Which one of you did this?
binbons: I want to go there now.
I was JUST at AS&S a couple of days ago, I love that place. I’m pretty sure it’s Kel’s version of hell.

Dissection. No breathing. Don’t give a f*** if its tadpoles were teething.
DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA.
via Reddit, naturally.
