Well, at least she's honest.

  • Dictator: Fuck.
  • Me: Pardon?
  • Dictator: [shyly] Fuck.
  • Me: That's a grownup word, remember? When you're big like me, you can say it all you want, but you can't say it now because you're a kid.
  • Dictator: Oh.
  • Me: Let's shake on it - fuck is a grownup word, and you promise not to use it until you're big.
  • Dictator: [face]
  • Me: What?
  • Dictator: That might be a hard promise.