lifecasting a life that no one cares about Milwaukee, WI var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4064142-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @themattsmith)http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” - Animal Farm....http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235659793http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235659793Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:12:16 -0600<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq3caQeYw1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235651456http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235651456Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:02:33 -0600<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksq34tmYNC1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235647530http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235647530Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:58:05 -0600Someone entertain me.http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235637069http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235637069Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:45:41 -0600<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspztuYwTr1qz8yuno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Currently</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235587601http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235587601Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:46:42 -0600<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspgz4MhgJ1qzxmbjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scottfriday.tumblr.com/post/235463155/mikethomas-finally-the-game-for-me-via" target="_blank">scottfriday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mikethomas.tumblr.com/post/235264485/finally-the-game-for-me-via" target="_blank">mikethomas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Finally, the game for me.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://youvejustlostthegame.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">youvejustlostthegame</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://danielholter.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Daniel</a>, don’t you have that chair?</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235475510http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235475510Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:34:00 -0600sistermarymartha: Three advil and a stiff drink. Maybe that will help. sorry liver. Make your...http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235412537http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235412537Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:16:29 -0600<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspj6wXoSN1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.snacksandshit.com/" target="_blank">OMG, you guys, I am DYING</a></p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235294172http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235294172Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:47:20 -0600<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksphtt3A1c1qz8yuno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/235251575/no-room-service-just-snacks-and-shit" target="_blank">MORE</a></p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235272588http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235272588Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:17:53 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235258435/tumblr_kspgz1LQ3V1qz8yun&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Das Efx</b> : <i>They Want Efx</i></p> <p>Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum<br/>But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, here I come<br/>So Peter Piper, I’m hyper than Pinnochio’s nose<br/>I’m the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro<br/>I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you’ve got the crazy<br/>Crazy with the books, Googley-goo where’s the gravy<br/>So one two, unbuckle my, um shoe<br/>Yabba Doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew<br/>So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup I drippedy-dropped a hit<br/>So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship<br/>Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids<br/>The boogedy-woogedly Brooklyn boy’s about to get his, dig<br/>My waist bone’s connected to my hip bone<br/>My hip bone’s connected to my thigh bone<br/>My thigh bone’s connected to my knee bone<br/>My knee bone’s connected to my hardy-har-har-har<br/>The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um<br/>Skip the ovaltine, I’d rather have a honeycomb<br/>Or preferably the sesame, Let’s spiggedy-spark the blunts, um<br/>Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun<br/><br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>Snap a neck for some live EFX<br/><br/>Well I’ll be darned, shiver me timbers, yo head for the hills<br/>I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil<br/>So back up bucko or I’ll pulverize McGruff<br/>‘Cause this little piggy gets busy and stuff<br/>Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift<br/>I caught a snuffleufagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff<br/>I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty fodey-doe<br/>All aboard, cast away, hey where’s my boogaloo?<br/>Oh I’m steaming, agony<br/>Why’s everybody always picking on me<br/>They call me Puddin’ Tane, and rap’s my game<br/>You ask me again and I’ll t-tell you the same<br/>‘Cause I’m the vulgar vegemintarian, so stick ‘em up freeze<br/>So no Park sausages, Mom, please<br/>A-blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip<br/>Crazy dazy shot the Sheriff, yup and I shot the gift<br/>And that’s pretty sneaky, sis oh yep<br/>I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle’s cup of cocoa<br/>Holly hobby tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt<br/>Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun<br/><br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>Snap a neck for some live EFX<br/><br/>Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I’m coming around the stretch<br/>So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch<br/>I got the rope-a-dope a slippery choker, look at me get raw<br/>And I’m the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw<br/>With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue,<br/>Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too<br/>So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain<br/>Like Roscoe B. Coltrane<br/>I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker<br/>I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker<br/>Oh Vince, the baby come to Papa Duke<br/>A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo<br/>I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie<br/>To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie<br/>Tally ho I-I’ll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so<br/>Maybe I’ll shoot ‘em now, nope maybe I’ll shoot ‘em later, yep<br/>I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh<br/>B - I - N - G - O-oh<br/>You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh<br/>Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun<br/><br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>They want EFX, some live EFX<br/>Snap a neck for some live EFX <!--Lyrics End--></p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235258435http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235258435Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:59:25 -0600choronda: No Room Service Just Snacks and Shit Um, this website is hilarious. These dudes just...http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235255412http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235255412Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:55:00 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235220198/tumblr_kspehrSX8W1qz8yun&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Also, this is the soloed audio track of Lemmy’s vocal performance on “Ace of Spades”, which I find mesmerizing.</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235220198http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235220198Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:05:51 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235217252/tumblr_kspeapgdGR1qz8yun&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Three 6 Mafia</b> : <i>I’d Rather (TheMattSmith Panda Express Mix)</i></p> <p>This one of my favorite remixes that I’ve done.  It’s not technically impressive, but it always makes me giggle.</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235217252http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235217252Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:01:37 -0600<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235195279/tumblr_kspcsuLWD21qz8yun&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>The Beatles</b> : <i>Her Majesty</i></p> <p>This was the last song played at my wedding reception.</p> <p>Not enough people got it.</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235195279http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235195279Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:29:18 -0600folkinz: do fools fall in love don’t we do it in the road yawannabringmedown can’t i her not you...http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235191632http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235191632Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:23:57 -0600song listsistermarymartha: zombienumbersix: moorewr: zombienumbersix: I want a piss-poor bit of meat and...http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235190111http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235190111Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:21:40 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AI8NuFAETMQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AI8NuFAETMQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bringtheruckuss.tumblr.com/post/235150686/navin-and-marie-the-jerk-tonight-you-belong-to" target="_blank">bringtheruckuss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>navin and marie</b> (<i>The Jerk</i>) - <i>tonight you belong to me</i></p> </blockquote> <p>“I didn’t want to get spit on me.”</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235186956http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235186956Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:17:10 -0600<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksorv5MRJj1qzqqm1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mercurypdx.tumblr.com/post/235175002/holdens-scrambledmeggs-via" target="_blank">mercurypdx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://holdens.tumblr.com/post/235167334/scrambledmeggs-via-filmvisuality" target="_blank">holdens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://scrambledmeggs.tumblr.com/post/234947402/via-filmvisuality" target="_blank">scrambledmeggs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://filmvisuality.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">filmvisuality</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Cutting Crew</p> </blockquote>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235184305http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235184305Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:13:22 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SNkK-aQEtMI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SNkK-aQEtMI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I can’t speak for his prices, but the man knows how to make a commercial.</p> <p><b>Crazy Bruce’s Liquor</b></p> <p>(<a href="http://coudal.com/archives/2009/11/crazy_bruces_li.php" target="_blank">via Coudal</a>)</p>http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235108489http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235108489Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:25:45 -0600sistermarymartha: k-troll: bobbycaputo: What do you think they’re doing in Philadelphia right...http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235105670http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/235105670Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:21:40 -0600