thekelsmith:

Nope. No way. Never.
Look. I love my husband but it would be a cold day in hell before I would hold his hand while getting a massage. 
I barely like to hold his hand walking down the street….

A.  I will never get a massage, so you’re off the hook.
B.  Ouch.

thekelsmith:

Nope. No way. Never.

Look. I love my husband but it would be a cold day in hell before I would hold his hand while getting a massage. 

I barely like to hold his hand walking down the street….

A.  I will never get a massage, so you’re off the hook.

B.  Ouch.