You guys, I just fixed the power supply for our video baby monitor using only my teeth and some duct tape.  I’m on a pretty serious testosterone high right now.

Oh, my man, I love him so He’ll never know All my life is just despair But I don’t care When he takes me in his arms The world is bright all right What’s the difference if I say I’ll go away When I know I’ll come back on my knees someday For whatever my man is I am his forever more Oh my man I love him so

Why did you have to make it weird?