After Santa (which was great and cute and the Mall Santa wasn't creepy but actually very nice) we needed a quick place to grab lunch

After Santa (which was great and cute and the Mall Santa wasn’t creepy but actually very nice) we needed a quick place to grab lunch

themattsmith:

and said “Hey, I guess we’ve never been to Fuddruckers”.

Holy Jesus, what fucking circle of hell is this place? Have any of these people been here more than once!?

Heh - for those not in the know, Fuddruckers is kind of like a warehouse-sized TGI Fridays meets Five Guys meets Disney World meets your college cafeteria.

That’s pretty dead on.

I’m just saying- waiting in line to pay 9 bucks for a bland-ass burger that I have to top myself, buffet-style, and then telling Audrey that there are games for her to play, only to find nothing but Time Crisis 2 and a claw game are not an experience I will be repeating.

I mean, It’s not Fuddruckers fault. They are what they are. I was the one the walked through the door.

You gotta do everything once, I suppose.

5 months ago

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cowboy-killr said: “Nothing but Time Crisis 2?” There is no US!
jen22201 said: As a kid, I loved it because my mom called it Fuckers. 10 year olds are easily amused.
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thenatwolff said: that place is the absolute worst. we went there all the time when i was a kid. i was a snob about it even when i was 8.
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goestoeleven reblogged this from themattsmith and added:

When there was one near my house during my childhood, we went probably every other week. Of course, it was only open for...
littletinyfish said: We still have a Fuddrucker’s here?
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themattsmith reblogged this from altidude and added:

That’s pretty dead on. I’m just saying- waiting in line to pay 9 bucks for a bland-ass burger that I have to top myself,...
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altidude reblogged this from themattsmith and added:

Heh - for those not in the know, Fuddruckers is kind of like a warehouse-sized TGI Fridays meets Five Guys meets Disney...
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ananonymousbob said: When i used to go on vacation with my parents every year, we ALWAYS ate at Fuddruckers at the insistence of my dad, who loved the place. Tourist hell.
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lovekelsie said: Oh my god why in the living hell would you do that to yourself?
jss said: We used to go there pretty often when we were growing up. my parents figured they got a decent meal on the cheap and we left them alone the whole time while we played video games. It’s def for older kids, though.
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After Santa (which was great and cute and the Mall Santa wasn’t creepy but actually very nice) we needed a quick place to grab lunch