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Look, I hate Walmart as much as the next guy
but it’s 10PM and I need gun oil.
6 months ago
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to be fair, I thought that’s why it existed.
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Gun Oil is also the name of gay lube, jsyk.
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This is my favourite post from you ever.
julierthanyou
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that’s what she said
hugeinjapan
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When I lived in South Georgia and worked until1 am, I’d go to Wal-Mart after work a few times a week. I got to shop in relative peace, quickly, and — honestly — it was better than the movies.
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That’s so mattsmith
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