
I swear, why do grown people think cornhole is still fun? You’re not in college, the semi-formal is not tonight, and you can afford beer that doesn’t have the word “light” or “lite” in it!
CAN’T WE JUST DRINK OUR BEER WITHOUT MAKING A GAME OUT OF IT?
Here’s my drinking game: drink your damn beer like an adult.
As much as I hate to do it, I have to disagree with you, Warren.
I mean, I’m not sayin’ I wanna start a league or anything, but at a summer BBQ there’s something really special about combining “beer” with “throwing things”.
I mean, what else are you supposed to do, talk about politics and stuff?