Hate to say it
but it’s easier to brush Audrey’s teeth when she’s crying.
also, a Schlitz
Never underestimate the power of having "a guy"
So, while Kel and Audrey and I were camping, we had “a guy” installing a garage door opener in our, um, challenging garage. He got paid in beer and cash. We came home to a new opener works like a charm. One of the best people you can know is a guy that know lots of “guys”.
l3fan-o-rama: somebody can’t wait to see the...
Videos on my laptop that I watch A LOT
the Dave Chappelle episode of Inside The Actor’s Studio the Sean Penn/Jon Krakauer episode of Iconoclasts “Snowshoes and Solitude” - Les Stroud’s precursor to Survivorman
bg5000 replied to your post: bg5000 replied to your post: Man, Rev Norb. What a… Just found six of his old MRR columns here: www.dieh… . If you’ve never read them you should check them out. Well, if super long versions of that record review sounds interesting. This is getting way too deep into this, but my belief that Reverand Norb was “Punk Guy” was basically confirmed in my...
bg5000 replied to your post: Man, Rev Norb. What a blast from the past. I was a huge Boris the Sprinkler fan back in the day. Haven’t thought about them in ages. I think he actually address this in one of his columns in Maximum RockNRoll, though for the life of me i can’t remember if he confirmed it or not. Wish i could find those columns online somewhere. Well, I actually found an album review...
bg5000 asked: Man, Rev Norb. What a blast from the past. I was a huge Boris the Sprinkler fan back in the day. Haven't thought about them in ages.
NOFX : The Moron Brothers They may not go...
Ads On Widely-Used Medical App May Wield Dangerous... →
I would say that maybe I don’t want my doctor using a free, ad-supported app to diagnose my illness. I mean, at least spring for the ad-free version, shit, I spent a couple bucks on Words With Friends HD.
Our culture doesn’t ask about preserving the essence of pig, it just asks...– Joel Salatin, Inside Polyface Farm - The Atlantic
Now I just have to make sure Boo doesn't get at...
Audrey, being cute and shit.
Lynn Dickey?– Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy’s response at today’s shareholder’s meeting when asked about the “iconic quarterback who used to work here.” Perfect. (via danielholter)
I accidentally left a bag of Milorganite in my car...
The smell. It won’t go away.
kateoplis: Jon Stewart Blasts Fox News For Playing The Victim Card Through Nonstop Liberal-Bashing | Mediaite This is completely AWESOME! (via: brooklynmutt) “That is some of the most free-range, organically-grown, disingenuous, ideologically marinated un-self-awareness I’ve ever seen in the wild.” Jon at his best. That montage, oh my god. Priceless.
15 flawless albums (i'm bored and starting a meme...
scottfriday: last splash // the breeders rubberneck // the toadies drugs, sex, and discotheques // the prima donnas the score // the fugees liquid swords // the genius/gza dirt // alice in chains mellow gold // beck trouble // ray lamontagne* songs to fan the flames of discontent // refused raising hell // run-dmc flood // they might be giants ‘til it kills // tilt quebec // ween ...
sdotmarymartha replied to your photo: Sausage-making, round 2 The ones I’m making… porn shoulder. world without end, amen, amen. Freudian slip. I took two pictures, and I chose the one that Kel’s boobs looked better in.
thekelsmith: Just a typical night waiting for the meatloaf to cool. I AM AN ADULT AND I DEMAND TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!
Thoughts about Lasik?
Starting to seriously consider it.
apoplecticskeptic asked: Did you hear Nick Barnett was released by the Packers? Any thoughts?
nailtipflips asked: I'm making refrigerator pickles tonight - they seem deceptively easy. If it works out, I want to make okra pickles and pickled green beans and pickled green tomatoes...oh, the possibilities are endless!
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make...– William Gibson (via bossa)
I know you’re not used to seeing a president without Teleprompters,” she told an...– Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) Sigh. (via aatombomb) I get so happy when she makes a fool of herself. If she wasn’t composed of 2/3 water and 1/3 pure evil, I would vote her in just for the entertainment factor.
Hi! I’m Jane. My husband Shane and I are planning... →
natashavc: There are some really important comments on this page. Priceless