December 2011
Holy shit, yeah
– Me, once every few pages of a Jim Harrison book
nickdivers asked: What's the worst name you've ever given to a song?
yourdp asked: How often do you dip your penis in a bowl of Tabasco?
thenewhotness asked: Where do you stand on fantasy football?
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: What's the most inappropriate thing you would do with a cut of meat?
deltaomega-deactivated20120803 asked: What's more important to you; seeing the Vikings loose or seeing Tim Tebow lose?
Ask me inappropriate things. Or appropriate... →
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My kid
ate 2 helpings of roast and refused to eat a single piece of broccoli.
We can rule that paternity test out.
November 2011
El Bulli 1983-2005 General Catalogue →
bg5000:
I had no idea this site existed until just now. If you want to fall down a rabbit hole of amazing food pictures, then this is the place for you.
Oh shit
I can't even tell you how excited I am that it's...
I love this time of year. 15º-35ºF is my sweet spot.
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dangermania replied to your post: Do you cook with a baking stone and if so did you season yours in the oven before using it? I am finding a lot of conflicting reports online.
I have had mine for years but am just now getting the courage to use it so it is fresh out of the box, essentially. Do I need to do anything first? I see some people talking about covering it an oil and heating it, kind of...
dangermania asked: Do you cook with a baking stone and if so did you season yours in the oven before using it? I am finding a lot of conflicting reports online.
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deltaomega-deactivated20120803 asked: any bets on when Iran is going to get bombed?
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How bizarre is it that Stalin's daughter died in... →
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Steve Jobs was a visionary, a brilliant innovator who reshaped entire industries...
– Be a Jerk: The Worst Business Lesson from the Steve Jobs Biography
Apple’s founder and CEO could be a cruel and nasty guy. He was also the greatest chief executive of our time. Don’t go thinking those two things are related.
(via theatlantic)
All I really want to do right now is plink at...
but it’s nighttime
I mean, all I want is both seasons of "The Life...
is that so much to ask?
Anyone got decent VHS rips?
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bethrestandbeyond replied to your post: bethrestandbeyond replied to your post:…
can’t say i don’t respect that because shit, it’s life, but you probably spent 5 minutes writing that up, maybe instead of responding to jackasses like me you could watch that second season of louie next time, it’s like twice as good as the first one
You bring up a good point, and it gets to the heart of my...
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bethrestandbeyond replied to your post: bethrestandbeyond replied to your post: I’ve never…
so why aren’t you interested in community? also i love louie, it’s better than community hands down so let’s get that out of the way.
Oh, I don’t know.
I have a kid, and therefore have to be choosy about my activities.
Winter’s coming, which means I have to get the gutters cleaned,...
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bethrestandbeyond replied to your post: I’ve never seen Community
57 episodes x 22 min. per episode/60 mins per hour = 20.9 hrs. i’d wager you probably spend that per month browsing tumblr, but you seem like the kind of person(old) who would hate community anyway, so why bother. just watch louie and cry instead
LOL! This is the best. You seem to have some very strong opinions about my...
I've never seen Community
I mean, who has the time?
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Here's another unpopular opinon.
l3fan-o-rama:
skybarn:
tylercoates:
I spent about twelve hours on Thursday and Friday nights watching Friends. It’s a really funny show.
There’s something wrong with us if this in unpopular opinion. Friends is the funniest show (not best). Seinfeld was funny, but cold and heartless, supposedly a strength but actually made it less funny for me.
I COULD GO ON, SIRS AND LADIES!
really? ...
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littletinyfish replied to your post: This morning, while I was changing Audrey, I farted
540 notes!? Am I reading that correctly?
People are very into how in sync my daughter and I are, fart-wise.
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minou replied to your photo: It’s crazy how quickly you go from “Cool, we have…
In my experience, getting a storage unit leads nowhere good. It eventually becomes the physical manifestation of your subconscious (ie where you put all the stuff you don’t want to see) and that can get ugly if yr not careful, dude.
Luckily, it currently houses a lot of stuff we’ll be wanting come spring...
The house currently smells like pulled pork for...
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This morning, while I was changing Audrey, I...
I mean, it was just she and I, so why bother suppressing it, y’know?
She looked up at me and said “Me too, DaDa!”, very obviously made a concerted effort to push, and farted in response.
Proud father. Extremely proud father.