May 2009
It's not cheating if all she blows is your mind.
scottfriday:
target is to liberals as wal-mart is to conservatives.
truth.
You guys, I'm bored.
April 2009
The song "Cherry Pie" by Warrant works on so many...
I’m pretty sure that when Jani Lane says “cherry pie”, he’s using it as a metaphor for a vagina.
Still incredible to me. →
(via dataxemotion)
Wow.
“i’m not quite as outrageous as i look - underneath all this i am deeply moral...”
– lady gaga
mmhmm sure…
(via folkinz)
Am I the only pervert laughing at “in the bedroom I like to wear pearls around my neck”? Probably. Come on guys, embrace your inner 14 year old! Nothing says ‘real lady’ like a pearl necklace.
HA
(via sade)
She’s either an idiot or a genius, you guys.
“As a woman, I know I have an expiration date.”
– Seriously, re-read this. I can’t decide whether to feel very sad for this woman or angry that she is promoting such a scary and damaging view of women’s worth as human beings. (via katoleary)
Are we really outraged at this? Jesus Christ, it’s Julia Allison, we already know the woman is a complete...
kiamatthews:
Junior M.A.F.I.A. - Player’s...
Eating well balanced meals is expensive
jss:
Seriously. I am the queen of store brand staples and cheap frozen pizzas. But I’m trying to eat better. So I’m looking at the Jillian Michaels website at everything she wants me to eat and it just isn’t realistic. The husband just lectured me the other day about spending too much on food because we’re averaging $10/day to feed the two of us. I’m sorry, am I the only one who thinks...
You guys, do NOT let me forget...
I’m going on a fishing trip in Ontario in June, and NEED to get a new passport, as mine hasn’t been renewed since I was 16. Which means I also need to get another copy of my birth certificate. Which means I should have been doing all of this stuff months ago.
Amanda Blank : I Would Like You Better If We...
“Take McCain and his daughter with you.”
– Morbidly obese drug addict Rush Limbaugh, reacting to Arlen Specter’s defection from the GOP.
This is the face of the Republican party, people: a fat sarcastic millionaire who beats up on young girls.
(via joemuto)
And Michael Moore is a skinny, sincere blue-collar worker who loves his country?
...
Hey look, guys, I just made an internet meme eat...
Worst Person In The World: Kevin Garnett | NBC... →
coolerthanthat:
Garnett has morphed into the biggest d-bag on the floor
Eamonn is the best headline writer in the game. For real.
Anythign is possiblllllllllllllllllle
I didn't love college.
jss:
(via jgh)
I didn’t even like college. Getting my college degree was the best day of my life because it meant I would never have to go back to school again.
I didn’t even finish college.
Associate’s Degree like whoa.
Still got my dream job, bitches.
Watchthedailywhat:
NSFW SFW Porn of the Day: James Gunn is back with another installment of his porntastic pornstar-featuring almost-porn porn web series PG Porn.
Porn.
This time around, Gunn enlists the services of multiple AVN Award winner Belladonna to tease the shit out of viewers, while co-star Alan Tudyk (Hoban “Wash” Washburne to you) tries his best to live up to the high-standards of...
If you let an alcoholic name kids:
indieandyy:
Mark
Jack
Jim
Johnny
Morgan
Charles
José
Bud
Gordon
Evan
André
Sierra
Skyy
Stella
Bailey
Jameson
I was trying to think of what PBR could stand for, and the first 3 words that came to mind were, I shit you not, “Paul Blart, Robocop”.
No stealsies, it’s my pile of gold.
Is swine flu another byproduct of industrial... →
The answer might not be “yes”, but it’s definitely not “no”.
Tumblr should have "Secret Likes"
For when you “like” a post just because there’s a cute girl in it, but don’t want anyone to know about it.
The Real Efforts of Real People : Second Life
...
I submit that whoever just unfollowed me right...
kiamatthews:
Either that or you hate scissors.
The picture has been deleted. I don’t want to ugly up anyone’s dashboard.
Fuck you person. My feelings, they hurt.
By deleting that picture, you are letting the scissoracists win.
mattsmith, like this! i need those scissors soooo...
(via thenewfilosofee)
I give back to my community. Scissors on the way. Email me the address to ship them to.
smitmb(at)gmail
“Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down...”
– Bacon sandwiches cure hangovers. It’s science.
(via)
“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam...”
– Carl Everett, noted thinker, philosopher, outfielder.
I DEFY you to find a hole in that logic.
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(via themattsmith)
I love it. and it’s funny we have dinasour fossils but no bible fossils. that didn’t make sense. lol
(via thenewfilosofee)
No, no, if you click through, he explains that...
“God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam...”
– Carl Everett, noted thinker, philosopher, outfielder.
I DEFY you to find a hole in that logic.
(via)
Thank you Matt who is married
antikris:
First donation! wooohoooo!
I hope you get your laptop, because I get next, and I’m asking for a pony.
Texts From Last Night →
jss:
My new favorite website.
That is SO 4 days ago
The pretty one? That was my sister.
danielholter:
alabamawhitman:
5. If you’re the kind of girl I described myself as, don’t fret. The older you get, guys are less interested in physical appearance and more interested in someone they can have a good time with, someone independant, and someone HAPPY. Healthy, happy men like healthy, happy girls. Girls that smile. Girls who laugh loud. Girls who don’t take themselves too...
