June 2008
daamn →
(via t0ny)
oh shiiiiiiiiit
CSA Work shares
Has anyone here had any experience with doing work shares on a community-supported agriculture farm?
How To Not Storm Off the Internet in a Huff →
maura:
Ahem.
Munk- Live Fast Die Old (Ed Banger All-Stars...
God, Pitchfork. Just when I start to hate... →
(via britticisms)
I just recently discovered Kleerup, and am sufficiently smitten.
Also:
Don’t you hate it when you discover an artist that you fall in love with, only to go to their MySpace page and find out their tour only has them playing in European cities you can’t pronounce?
Sleevelessness interviews Andrew Strasser
Slv You wake up in Brooklyn, you’ve had 1,000,000 beers last night and a magic badger offers you any item of food you like – what would it be? A.S. Nachos with cheese, ground beef, strips of beef, burger meat, cow beefs, pork, pork beefs, raw chicken, dutch chicken, deep fried halved radishes soaked in duck fat, sour cream, guacamole, blue cheese dressing, crab meat lumps, cheddar cheese, nacho...
Crap Voicemail From A Dude: "Your Friends Were... →
ashers:
djgroovyslug:
I don’t know what tickled me more, the text of the voicemail or the way he says all of it so matter-of-factly but it’s pretty much right out of a sitcom.
Oh Holy Jesus. If you do anything today - I emplore you to actually take the 4:27 and listen by far the douchiest messages ever left in the history of voicemail. Evar.
1. That. Is. Fantastic.
2. However, I have...
Pitchfork actually liked "Feed The Animals" →
Just when I think they’re going to zig, they zag.
britticisms:
luxuriousvulgarity:
Michael...
Seriously?
Do I need to be subjected to any more pictures of Coldplay dressed as Civil War re-enactors?
Regarding That Thing That Everyone on Tumblr is...
Me: if i were a "millionaire" i'd be fucking swimming in coins a la Scrooge McDuck and not giving two shits about bitches on the internets
Matt: my Crocs would be made of the skin of virgins, dipped in platinum
--Nothing like kicking a douche while he's down.
I do not approve, but I am not surprised
kiamatthews:
mel0di: (via kiamatthews:briandrew)
Yea, okay, but…the crime rate in DC is an outrage. I cannot help but think that lifting the ban will increase crime even more. Now, I’m not stupid, I understand that the Supreme Court was created to uphold the Constitution…a Constitution that should protect the people. Guns don’t protect people, that’s a lie the NRA told you. So….by extension,...
WatchWhy is it that I never get sick of insanely talented people doing hilarious and illegal things?
“Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into...”
–
Barack Obama (via azspot).
Quote of the decade. (via marco)
This guy is just incredible..
No.. Not that Justin Credible..
(via jonic)
Wow- it’s almost like the person saying this doesn’t WANT to be elected president. Barack, I love you, but you’ll never win over the...
Watchkiamatthews:
I’ve posted this before but it gets no less ridiculous with time. I made this slide show for a fundraiser for my cat - yes, funds needed to be raised because bitch got all deathly sick and what not. The fundraiser never happened, but tell me people would not have given up mega $$$ after seeing this.
I, for one, would have cursed your divisive and pandering ass all the way to the ATM....
One of my biggest pet peeves
OK, I know that Top 5 lists in large corporate magazines are about the most arbitrary pieces of dreck known to man, but come on…
In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, there’s a sidebar that lists “Five Classic Romantic Gestures”. Number 5 is, and I quote-
“John Cusack blasts Peter Gabriel outside Ione Skye’s window in Say Anything…”
...
Online M.A.S.H. game →
Nevermind, everything has been thought of already.
How to play M.A.S.H. →
This brings back so many junior-high memories.
Somebody make a web-based version of this game NOW.
It would go over like gangbusters among the cuddly hipsters.
Brand Worship: I Am A Victim
Just asked myself if I would pay $199 for a cellphone if it was made by Samsung or Nokia instead of Apple.
Was secretly a little depressed by the truth.
Last Girl Talk post, I swear...
But it just occurred to me that Greg Gilles is kind of the Kathy Griffin of indie dance music, except instead of talking shit about the people whose success he secretly wants to emulate, he co-opts their music.
Dear Mr. Girl Talk
kiamatthews:
guesswhatijustread:
perpetua:
I didn’t pay for your new album, and when you had me select a reason explaining why I didn’t pay for it, I chose “I don’t value music made from sampling.”
This is not actually true — I most definitely value music made from sampling — but I’m honestly a bit put off by the way you’ve made a career out of exploiting uncleared samples of extremely...
Can you love the art and hate the commerce?
Cuz you care, my take on the new Girl Talk album.
Dear Mr. Girl Talk
perpetua:
I didn’t pay for your new album, and when you had me select a reason explaining why I didn’t pay for it, I chose “I don’t value music made from sampling.”
This is not actually true — I most definitely value music made from sampling — but I’m honestly a bit put off by the way you’ve made a career out of exploiting uncleared samples of extremely recognizable songs, and I’m not eager to...
“Tiger, taking a break from having acrobatic intimate relations with his Swedish...”
– Deadspin, on Tiger Woods’ season-ending injury
FIREFLY marathon
my house, tonite
Round-up of Javon Walker news
Deadspin.com
TheDirty.com
ProFootballTalk.com
MercuryNews.com
Eat a dick, J-Dawg.
Editor’s note: This post might not make sense unless you’re a Green Bay Packer fan.
WatchSlow-motion baby laugh
Talking Jesus Doll →
My birthday is coming up (hint, hint)
Me: have you seen LOLcabulary.com yet?
Anonymous Internet Friend: no
Me: go look
…
AIF: fuck, i hate that LOL shit
Me: well, i figured the site would ROFL some feathers
anonymous internet friend has logged off
