January 2009
tesslynch:
Dear Trainwrecks,
Thank you for recommending Chantix. Unfortunately, I like to *watch* David Cronenberg movies, not live them. I know a lot of people don’t experience a “paranoid sense that [they]’d just been psychically raped by a household appliance,” but now that I’ve read The Internet Scaries, I am sure I would be in the special 10% of the population who would be scared to...
December 2008
WatchI Hate Nature with David Attenborough
Travel Read: 100 Places Every Woman Should Go -... →
ameliamagritte:
(via robot-heart)
I read this WHOLE BOOK, and nowhere did it say “The Kitchen”
Maura's Own Private 2008 →
Now with 3% Billy Joel.
Random text of the day.
peaceloveandcupcakes:
I was about to jump in the shower when I received a random text from a number I didn’t recognize. It read “What do you want me to do with all your stuff at my house?”
I did what any sane person would do and I responded “Eh, just throw it all away.”
After they responded with an “OK” I felt bad (just a little) and hoped they’d realize they sent a text to the wrong number...
allthiscanbeyours:
thebrewerpatriot:
The other night, I somehow managed to bring a girl home from the bar. We were hanging out in my room and I told her I would put on some sweet music to listen to.
She watched me as I opened up iTunes and saw one of my playlists entitled “9th Grade Make-Out Jamz”. She said, “Awww, are those the songs you made out to in 9th grade?”
I said, “No, those are...
You know that feeling when it finally clicks, when...
kiamatthews:
That’s the worst.
Oh well, time to shake it off.
You know what’s worse? When you hit your thumb with a hammer. GOD, I hate that, and it happens to me everyt- oh, are we being sensitive and supportive to you in your time of hurt?
Well, then, this is the symbol I made up for an eHug™.
[((Kia))]
30GB Zunes all over the world fail en masse →
itsbedtime:
inothernews:
Oh, man. This is either Microsoft’s biggest snafu ever (besides Vista, ha ha) OR THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER.
marjoree:
“Fan boards and support forums all have the same mantra saying that at 2:00 AM this morning, the Zune 30s reset on their own and doesn’t fully reboot.”
Hello, 2009!
Y2K, IS THAT YOU?
Wow, how is Microsoft going to deal with the massive flood of...
My Year in Cities
pterodactyls:
I spent a significant amount of time in:
Auckland, NZ Baltimore, MD Boston, MA Buffalo, NY Chicago, IL Mt Ruapehu, NZ New York, NY Waitakere, NZ Washington, DC Wellington, NZ
Where’s Milwaukee, WI? Why don’t any of you people go to Milwaukee, WI? Seriously, you guys, last night I got 4 handmade tacos and 4 margaritas for 10 dollars and gave batting advice to one of...
iTunes on Random : December 30, 2008
01: Athlete - Dungeness
02: RJD2 - The Horror
03: 65daysofstatic - Thrash Waltz
04: Norah Jones - Little Room
05: Bright Eyes - Classic Cars
06: Led Zeppelin - Out On The Tiles
07: Mohammed Rafi - Savere Wali Gaadi Se
08: Fred Wesley and the JBs - Soul Power ‘74
09: Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
10: Little Brother - All For You
hahahahaha
pterodactyls:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
take heed, fellow tumblrs: knocking Holden Caulfield will cost you 3-5 followers. They may be whiny and annoying but goddamn if they are not loyal.
but you gained at least one
I lost a damn follower just for proclaiming my eternal hatred for people of color. Ya’ll are such liberal pansies.
iveneverheardofyou:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
which is not to say it isn’t a decent novel. so simmer down, children.
I HATE THE CATCHER IN THE GODDAMNED RYE. Just puttin’ that out there.
I HATE PEOPLE OF COLOR. God, you’re right, that DOES feel good to just get it out there.
indieandyy:
iammattjordan:
carlovely:
i have 5.6 days worth of music in my itunes. not sure how that stands up to other’s totals…but i know that it’s only music i actually listen to.
i have 34.7 days worth ;\
35.9 on this computer
46. I win. at this. so…. huzzah.
Maybe it's just me
But I find Jennifer Garner to be tremendously unlikable.
Who Killed The Electric Car? just blew my mind.
My Favorite Tumblr:
ME.
I have a healthy amount of self-confidence, and I am constantly interested in what I have to say.
Second Place: YOU
This is an excerpt from a spoken-word piece I'm...
Stop Wasting your time
Do not forget about Mother.
I was always embarrassed, but not now.
Amazing new pleasure for men.
Home alone and bored.
This is what the big dogs do.
Large thighs, please go away.
Make yourself a man.
Who cares if it hurts.
Stop the pain indefinitely.
It doesn’t hurt to check.
The Germans have a new way of doing it.
Also, I just want to say...
that after the BORING Tumblr days last week, it’s nice to have most of you back.
I hear that you and your band have sold your...
britticisms:
I hear that everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.
But I’m losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent. And they’re actually really, really nice.
How could I have made a Fake New Year’s Eve...
Funny thing to me about people being dicks on...
afghanistanbananastand:
I would venture that 90% of you wouldn’t have the balls to say the shit you say on tumblr to people’s faces.
I think you find it far too easy to have that computer screen protecting you.
Thing is, I wouldn’t even have the guts to say “Chelsea, you’re a fantastic and interesting person and I whole-heartedly enjoy almost everything you have to...
