“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than...”
— Animal Farm. (via...
— Animal Farm. (via...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
The Dark Crystal isn't as entertaining...
Someone entertain me.
Nov 7th
Currently
Nov 7th
scottfriday:
mikethomas:
Finally, the game for me.
(via...
Nov 7th
WElp.
sistermarymartha: Three advil and a stiff drink. Maybe that will help. sorry liver. Make your...
Nov 7th
OMG, you guys, I am DYING
Nov 6th
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Nov 6th
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Das Efx : They Want Efx
Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum...
Nov 6th
choronda:
No Room Service Just Snacks and Shit
Um, this website is hilarious. These dudes just...
Nov 6th
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Also, this is the soloed audio track of Lemmy’s vocal performance on “Ace of...
Nov 6th
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Three 6 Mafia : I’d Rather (TheMattSmith Panda Express Mix)
This one of my favorite...
Nov 6th
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The Beatles : Her Majesty
This was the last song played at my wedding reception.
Not enough...
Nov 6th
why
folkinz: do fools fall in love don’t we do it in the road yawannabringmedown can’t i her ...
Nov 6th
Related: chicken and dumplings are...
sistermarymartha: zombienumbersix: moorewr: zombienumbersix: I want a piss-poor bit of meat...
Nov 6th
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bringtheruckuss:
navin and marie (The Jerk) - tonight you belong to me
“I didn’t...
Nov 6th
mercurypdx:
holdens:
scrambledmeggs:
(via...
Nov 6th
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I can’t speak for his prices, but the man knows how to make a commercial.
Crazy Bruce’s...
Nov 6th
sistermarymartha:
k-troll:
bobbycaputo:
What do you think they’re doing in Philadelphia right...
Nov 6th
And how would going to MySpace accomplish that?
Nov 6th
(via beer-cycle)
For LittleTinyFish: A bottle opener made...
Nov 6th
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megwhyte:
Funny. Functional. Sexual.
[via markyb: natashavc]
Nov 6th
antikris:
I you google “Yankee Parade 2009” you get...
Nov 6th
I don't write about anything serious.
scottfriday: zombienumbersix: Because I did, at one time, and I kept feeling myself getting...
Nov 6th
nudawn:
fatmanatee:
nudawn:
how many of these would it take to fill a bathtub? anyone good at...
Nov 6th
nudawn:
Ooooff. Thats expensive. What is that - 30$ for a...
Nov 6th
bringtheruckuss:
heaven.
Nov 6th
Currently
Nov 6th
Pet peeve:
Seeing the shadow of the helicopter in a flyover shot.
Nov 6th
delbertshoopman:
I’m a drunk connoisseur
Would that be an arbiter of intoxicated people…...
Nov 6th
danielholter:
Our partners at Extreme Music are looking...
Nov 5th
afghanibanani:
If anyone reblogs that with an explanation of what governors do, I’m quitting...
Nov 5th
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datatimesemotion:
bringtheruckuss:
christinefriar:
Filmed in one take.
2
legit.
—-this...
Nov 5th
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mercurypdx:
fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:
MURDER YOUR PARENTS
OMG.. not a group toy.
Not making me...
Nov 5th
mercurypdx:
poobah:
OTAMATONE UPDATE: Billy posted this...
Nov 5th
Here's the thing:
As a Brewers fan, the Yankees winning the World Series just takes all of the fun out baseball,...
Nov 5th
Currently
Nov 5th
scottfriday, I would go if it was...
(via sistermarymartha) I checked, and it’d be a $600 plane ticket. Scott, can you guarantee...
Nov 5th
tylercoates:
Katy: Why are you all fired up today? Me: I think being pissed about not being able...
Nov 4th
I would beat the tar out of 60% of the...
themightyfoz: if I met them on a street somewhere instead of my workplace. <3 Foz ...
Nov 4th
If you thought Scott Friday’s tattoo was...
Nov 4th
Guys, we gotta get on the same page here… is it...
Nov 4th
My Five year plan
yoamiraps: In 3 years I’ll be done with my A.A. in Marketing. I want to go to school like a year...
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
“Video games giant Electronic Arts, known for its “Rock Star”...”
— Electronic Arts, Extreme ink...
— Electronic Arts, Extreme ink...
Nov 4th
“Somehow losing by this tiny margin is brutalizing. And...”
— Andrew Sullivan on Maine. (via...
— Andrew Sullivan on Maine. (via...
Nov 4th
mercurypdx:
lickystickypickyme:
Tinkles the Toilet cat....
Nov 4th
My First Dictionary
Nov 4th
scottfriday:
subjecttomeg:
Okay, I’m shutting up for the rest of the day now. Sorry.
oh, not...
Nov 4th
"National Gay Day"
kapi: Fuck off. Every day should be “National Gay Day”. By assigning just one day, it sort of...
Nov 4th
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scottfriday:
break my stride // matthew wilder
I’d marry Scott Friday
Nov 4th
hey guys, we're the internet! we have...
scottfriday: i hereby proclaim today National Gay Day. of course i have no power to do this, but...
Nov 4th
littletinyfish:
forever-insatiable:
thedailywhat:
...
Nov 4th
afghanibanani:
notthatkindagay:
justguido:
...
Nov 4th
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Dynasty : Adventures In The Land Of Music
Nov 3rd
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choronda:
“Luchini (A.K.A. This Is It)” - Camp Lo
Oh shit
Nov 3rd
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Alphaville : Forever Young
The greatest accomplishment of this song is its ability to make me...
Nov 3rd
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mercurypdx:
brianvan:
lindsayrobertson:
How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew. I...
Nov 3rd
Another week, another Rejected reference.
Nov 3rd
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tesslynch:
left banke — walk away renee
file under: SONGS FOR WHEN LIFE IS TRIFLIN WITH U.
Love...
Nov 3rd
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Damien Jurado : Letters & Drawings
10 years ago, this song supplanted Yuma, AZ as my...
Nov 3rd
thedailywhat:
LMAO.
[via.]
Catchy
Nov 3rd
It's actually kind of nice to walk to...
Beats getting to work all sweaty.
Nov 3rd
SMM, I didn't know you had a cat!
Nov 3rd
Dear Monday Night Football announcers:
Stop calling Matt Ryan “Matty Ice”. I know it’s his nickname. It’s a...
Nov 3rd
Boo is generous enough to give me part of the couch.
Nov 3rd
Have you ever grabbed two beers from the...
Yeah, me neither.
Nov 3rd
afghanibanani:
lindsayhuffman:
(via iampotkettleblack)
...
Nov 3rd
LIVE WRONG AND PROSPER -- THE BOOK!
livewrongandprosper: Dear Tumblr Friends*, I’m hoping to self-publish the book Live Wrong and...
Nov 2nd
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Bangs : Take U To Da Movies
You’re welcome.
(via)
Nov 2nd
Currently.
Nov 2nd
“He defends himself by noting that he tries to insult all...”
— When Jeff Dunham wins, we all...
— When Jeff Dunham wins, we all...
Nov 2nd
i KNEW the unchanged office clock was...
and it did: I just spent 10 minutes thinking it was 10:30 already
Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
KrisAnne, I will cut you.
JK, ILU
Nov 2nd
The New York Yankees can eat my taint.
FUCK, what a horrible sports day.
Nov 2nd
I just mixed Ten High and Old Crow...
RECESSION SPECIAL ON THE ROCKS.
Nov 2nd
Pedro Feliz ties it up!
Go National League!
Nov 2nd
As much as I’d like to take part in Novembeard,...
Nov 2nd
Dear Dudes:
tylercoates: Writing “BOOK” on your face does NOT make a “FACEBOOK” costume. It will, in fact,...
Nov 1st
6h057:
realrealsoft:
divadawg:
my favourite costume of...
Nov 1st